I have not been invited to the wedding, and to be blunt, neither have you, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the festivities from the comfort of a blog.

I googled Royal Wedding schizophrenia, and here’s the best I could come up with. Diana in heaven feels she’s being upstaged.  (“I’ll haunt it if it kills me.”) Perfect!

At the time of writing, the Royal Wedding Gown is still under wraps, but let’s see what the situation is in trousers. Does the trend to high waist trousers spell the end of the muffin top?

Before we leave the U.K., let’s take home a souvenir of the happy couple, Harry and Kate. To the Chinese, we all look alike.