from NamiDearest, a satirical blog that brilliantly skewers NAMI-think.
Introducing the Commitment Plan App for the namiPhone!
WHAT IS A COMMITMENT PLAN?
A commitment plan is a list of sneaky strategies and social manipulation techniques that family and friends can use when they are tired of dealing with a mentally ill loved one. It helps them not have to listen to or empathize with their loved ones thoughts and feelings. The plan is brief, is in the mommy’s own words, and is easy to read. It is an emergency plan for getting annoying loved ones committed.
WHO SHOULD HAVE A COMMITMENT PLAN?
Anyone who has an annoying and/or mentally ill loved one.
Clinicians can collaborate with mommies to develop the Commitment Plan™. Mommies can also develop plans on their own.
IMPLEMENTING THE COMMITMENT PLAN
There are 6 Steps involved in the development of a Commitment Plan™.
Read the rest of it here.